New GM
Best Wishes for the new GM and his committee for a great year of Hashing.OnOn
VD
The "Pink" Run
An appropriate venue for Cameltoe to set this soggy run - The "Pink" hotel. I noticed his butt was very pink by the end of the night. Thanks for the laughs Miss Renee and Cameltoe.
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lucky bugger
Well its good to no someones or somethings getting someON ON
CT
Eggs
Good Afternnoon,
Just to let you know the 2 layers I bought on Saturday are laying already. Just checked the henhouse and have some fresh eggs for tonight. Be Warned!!.
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Committee Run
Whorator,
On behalf of the committee thanks for your kind comments. It was such a good night and as the raffle masters are doing a top job we may even be able to have another one later in the year.
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VD
Committee Run 30.03.09
G'Day Boys,
Thanks for a beaut night last night VD & Committee. Good food, short run/walk, good company and mostly pretty good software. Oh, and a good raffle as well. Boxer's tickets were certainly winning tickets and I'll take him the booty (less the umbrella) on Wednesday night to the BCH4 run.
Did Camel Toe take the blue hat as well as the red frock home?
On on forever
Whorator
Blog invitation
OIf you haven't received an invitation to be a member for this blog please email me and I'll get one off to you with the instructions on how to use it.
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VD
Sunshine Coast 1500th
The Sunshine Coast 1500th was a great weekend with the run through some great territory in the forests near Imbil. Plenty of ice cold grog and quality food followed the run.
Junior was down from Gladstone for the weekend and says hello to all the old Brisbane Boys.
Pan Asia Philippines
Hashing in Angeles can be fun or a fundimental dissarsther , I am going there next week to help prepare the dissarsthers and get in a month of san mig training.
Let me know if your going and I can put in an advance order for any special requirements. with photos if you like, of the intended tails.
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VD is a Champ
Thanks for your bountiful knowledge and insight into the world of the HHH where would we be without you and while we are on the topic of needing help why cant i upload images onto the typing page it will let me upload but i have no clue on how to add the picture to this post can you have a look into this problem and give me more of your awesome insight into all things round and great.ON ON
Skinnychino contact
Cameltoe,
You can find contact details for Skinnychino as well as all other Aussie Hash chapters on the Aussie Hash site. Go to favourite links page here to connect to it.
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VD
Skinny Chino Hash
Who do I call to Find out the details for the skinny chino hash cause I want to go for a cycle tommorrow please send me a number of some sort,And where is your VC medal for such Gallant bravery in hash for so many years Whorator?
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I'm signed up!
Thanks VD (I think!). I've now joined the Hash Blog!
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Verbal Diarrhoea
Curry Lunch
Hope to see you there next Wednesday
Hash fees
Hoof, Whammy (Country Member) & Whorator are now financial.
On on forever
Whorator
Grandma's advice
A nice story - will make you appreciate family . . . however for most of us, it's too late!
My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store up the road, the two-bob she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the footpath...
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13. We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 odd coke bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft Scottish voice. 'Makes your dick look bigger.'
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Going Fishing
Four hashmen go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:Anchovy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Vaso: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Beachball: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish. When they realized that the GM has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
GM: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her arse and said:’ Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'
My ex wife
I got home from work one day to find my wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. I asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
I asked her why she was going.
She told me, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $1000 a night doing what I give you for free."
I went into the house, packed my bags and returned to the porch.
My wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I'm going too!" I replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $2000 a year!"
I hope the standard of rubbish printed here gets better. Will if Boxa looses the address.....
SK. OF, MO>60'sC
geeeees
Who told Boxa about this site ?